Night of The Older Lady

I guess every guy has to learn about older ladies some time. My time is my senior prom night.
I have a prom date with Alice.
In the process of preparing for the prom, I spot ol’ Billy in the process of picking up Alice. I have just been stood up by my prom date.
I first call the prom committee and tell them, “I have tickets 161 and 162 for the prom in my hand.” I then tell them, “Alice and Billy are going to show up and claim that they have lost the tickets. They will be lying. I will be by in a bit, with the tickets.”
As long as I’m calling people, I call Morty down at Ace Repo, my sometimes employer. It turns out, there are three bonus cars on the hot sheet. One of the bonus cars is Billy’s old man’s car. Well, well, well! I tell Morty to have Huge Henry sit tight, I’m just about to bring in the first bonus car of the night!
I grab my repo kit and grab my old tank.
I cruise through the prom place parking lot and quickly locate Billy’s old man’s car. I dump the tank on a side street, walk back to the parking lot and clout the convert. I depart the parking lot in a hurry and cruise down back streets ‘till I get to the Ace Repo lot. Huge Henry checks me out and lets me in. I’m home free! Even if Billy finds his old man’s car, ol’ Billy will just have to deal with Huge Henry.
Ol’ HH is havin’ trouble with a hot looking lady. She has some kinda problem with wantin’ her car or whatever. Now, normally, I wouldda just walked away. However, this babe is really hot!
I ask the babe, “What seems to be the problem here?”
Well, seems the babe’s car and all her traveling possessions are locked in Smith’s Service Center. This last is a bit strange, because ol’ Herman Smith Sr. is pretty good about that sort of thing.
HH mumbles something about ol’ Herman Sr. folded up and they took him to the hospital.
Repo guy and the lady then embark on a sequence of adventures, despite the fact that the babe is an older lady, hot looking, but an older lady.
Repo guy then scores three bonus cars.
Now, a hot looking older lady wouldn't be interested in an 18-year-old kid, but the babe's car and her possessions are locked in a repair shop. The kid has a room and contacts that just might get the lady her car. Also, the lady is a bit short on cash.
What follows is a night of romance and also revenge.
The next day, the older lady is on her way and repo guy tells his buddies about his prom night and also how old the lady was.