The Great Kingdom of Oxnard

The Queen of the Great Kingdom of Oxnard must find a suitable wife for her poor but dumb son, the Prince of Oxnard. She finally discovers the right Lady who will carry on her royal heritage and begins creating a celebration for the royal marriage when unexpectedly a mysterious traveler from the Middle East visit her Kingdom to present her with royal letters from her deceased husband, the Crusader, only to discover that the Prince is not really her son, at all, but a result of a criminal exchange. A royal wedding takes place, but with the most unexpected added surprise, her true son, her own valet, ascends the throne, and everyone lives happily ever after..