The Uncensored Massage: Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere

The sexual revolution has invaded the American massage industry, which was once so straitlaced, puritanical, and clinical--but is now more sensual & diverse thanks to Koreans, Russians, Chinese, Latin American & East European immigrants. This one-of-a-kind book records a personal journey from innocent to tantric and erotic massages in New York and elsewhere. Funny, honest, thought-provoking.

The episodes include accidental sex in the massage parlors of New York, Russians administering Tantric Massage in the heart of Wall Street, a no-square-inch-un-licked massage by a Finnish blonde, why some masseuses regard penises as a blessing (while others regard them as a headache), the care and protection of balls (it may be the first ever literary Essay on Bollocks in world history), a philosophical approach to happy endings, what to do when your "guitar" weeps, and why anatomical innocence can be a most delightful thing. A combination guide, meditation, and memoir of massage, this book tells all, with wit and non-p.c. honesty.

Its companion book, "The Uncensored Massage Book: Thailand, Indonesia, China, Vietnam" concentrates almost exclusively on massage in various Asian countries, while other books concentrate on other specific geographical or anatomical locations. Meant for mature readers with a sense of humor.