Personals: A Play by Dave Preston

It's the hardest thing you ever have to write: a description of yourself that will sell your heart and soul,(and often, more importantly, your body) to the perfect partner.
Personals follows the heartbreaking, heartwarming stories of seven people in search of friendship, affection, acceptance, and usually... sex.
Sometimes, desperate to close that "sale" of our most precious commodity, we stoop to lying, cheating, and adopting the imaginary persona of someone we think is irresistible.

These seven characters try so hard to find love, and some end up settling for companionship. Whatever their individual outcomes, these people become survivors, their lives forever changed after battling their way through the cruel yet hopeful jungle of Personals.