Orphan of Reality

Atop a golden pedestal, inside a Bigfoot hair salon, sits a baby lint ball driving a long and deadly sword down her throat. Her name is Isabella, and her only prospect of freedom lies in the hands of a sleep-deprived teenager named Hank.

Hank finds himself in this unusual predicament when a shortcut to a party lands him in an unknown universe. In the process of exploring his new world, Hank succumbs to the advances of a flirtatious talking flower which sets off a string of events that lead to Isabella’s abduction by giant lint brushes. In the aftermath of the abduction, Hank joins Isabella’s father on a journey through a rotten land of despair on an unpredictable rescue mission.

Reuniting Isabella with her family is anything but easy, as Hank continues to battle the effects of insomnia that leave his body exhausted, and his mind filled with self-doubt.