Not For Training Purposes

An Erotic Short Story – With elements of humour.

Martin receives a phone call one evening from Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs. Sure it is yet another prank by the admin girls at the university where he works as a junior lecturer, he tries to turn the tables by embarking upon a conversation in the guise of 'phone sex'. The consequences take him further than he expects.

Warning - This story contains explicit descriptions of sex using vegetables.
Some vegetables may have been harmed in the making of the story.