"Why Is There a Hippo in the Toilet?!"

Moms say the darndest things. Who else would utter the things recorded in this collection? Only a mom would instruct, "We don't touch our bums with spoons" or "If you're going to eat off your shirt, at least use a spoon!"

These mom quotes hit all the bases - Food and Eating, Toileting, and House Rules and Other Good Advice to name a few. With each section introduced with a true story, these quotes will amuse the seasoned parent and give fair warning parents-to-be.

Makes a great gift for moms everywhere.