Bed, Knobs and Groom Tricks, Dubai

You wouldn’t believe it, the toilet door is jammed again. I have nothing to do but wait until the locksmith arrives. Saying that, and idea comes to mind, so I take my notebook from the rear pocket of my diamond and ruby studded jeans and emerald encrusted belt ... and begin to write some erotica.This though is erotica with a difference, so avant garde you will need binoculars to see that garde. Erotica with a new approach and a super hero. Hours latter, I’m sure the locksmith has gone to the wrong house again, or ... maybe he’s a fan and he wants to read this story? Think I’ll have a fridge fitted in here.