Heroes and Ugly Ducklings

Ringo Bell haplessly stumbles into life to lay his first bonnet in a dysfunctional home devoid of any love or parental responsibility. Blessed with the handsome looks of a gargoyle, the formidable physique of a damselfly in distress, and a gibe-magnate name bestowed upon him by a beer-inspired father, he becomes a repository for every anti-heroic human trait there is, and he would somberly admit that in a room full of people, when the brown matter hits the fan, it would defy all laws of gravity and statistics and head his straight at him.
But this is one ugly duckling, who still somehow manages to waddle his way through a series of episodic disasters, hilarious mishaps, and life-threatening ordeals, to emerge unruffled, if not victorious!