The Kalos

"Introducing the Human-Kalos Interface (HKI)! No longer will you need a computer to access the world's most popular and immersive social network: The Kalos. The HKI, once installed in your cerebral cortex, uses the latest in brainwave processing technology to connect your thoughts, emotions, memories--essentially, YOU-- to everyone around the world. Imagine the the people you will meet. Imagine the number of friends you will have, the reognition, the appreciation, that sense of belonging. You will never be lonely again."