How I Managed To Kidnap Neil Gaiman

I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life.

The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath.

The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom.

The day everything changed.

A rib-tickling, life-affirming short story about suicide.

Praise for David D Sharp's work:

"Innovative, weird, intriguing and enthralling."

"Engaging and thought-provoking while entertaining with chills and smiles."

"Really unusual, very gripping and so dark in parts."

This is a short story, totalling around 4,000 words. It also includes the bonus short "The Price of Escape", a quirky tale about what happens when you bump into people you knew at school.