Ten Toes & Good Teeth

What is it that draws us into the shallower end of the pool? What do we find when we abandon reason and think like abused animals? We find love in all its insipid, socially malignant forms. What are women supposed to look for in Mr. Right? Well, as usual, we turn to the mainstream media for inspiration, and these are my findings on what the modern woman is supposed to look for in her man.

This biting satire of contemporary romantic mores is intended to bolster the spirits of the thoughtful, and create doubts in the minds of the haughty and arrogant.

How many times does it have to be said? Just because something is popular and superficially reasonable, doesn't mean it's good - good for ourselves, or good for others.