Hung Like An Eohippus

Carter Devlin, body builder, and coach of the U of D football team has been having a very torrid affair with the team’s quarterback, Troy Jameson.

One afternoon while on a foreign exchange program to England, the coeds have gone to Stonehenge and Carter has stayed at the hotel to workout. He receives a mysterious call from Troy saying something is wrong at Stonehenge.

Carter and a Scottish bobby show up to an empty Stonehenge. Lightning strikes, and the two find themselves back in prehistoric times with a startled Troy and surrounded by a herd of horny eohippi with ideas of their own when they see that Carter is hung like an eohippus.