In this titillating memoir, the dashing Larkspur Ishmael Benhorn tells all, revealing the events after he was smitten then bitten by the deliciously deadly Count Zoltan Apponyi. As the "living impaired," Larkspur returns to his steamy plantation in the Old South and becomes embroiled with his eccentric family. Zoltan pursues Larkspur to get back his magical ring. Can't a dead guy just have fun?
