Beauty Is for Suckers (Iris Greene, Book 1)

Vampires are the sexiest, most drop-dead gorgeous creatures on the planet. They are physical exaggerations of perfection, and they are eighteen-year-old Iris Greene’s best chance at happiness. Iris isn’t tall or short. She isn’t skinny or fat. She is nothing worth remembering—a ghost through high school. But one bite on the neck will suck that away and fix every flat-chested flaw. One bite will give her a beauty that inspires confidence.

A small-town girl from Idaho, Iris moves to L.A. with dreams of an alabaster immortal draining the heat from her pores under a moonlit sky. What she gets is a scratchy mustache sucking on the back of her arm behind a Dumpster. Her fangs drop, and her heartbeat stops, but her body and face remain unchanged. She looks exactly as she did when she was human, except now, as a vampire, “average” is ugly by comparison.

The only one who can fix her now is the man who sucked her dry. With the help of Nolan Dayburn—an amateur vampire slayer unaware of what she is—Iris will face alleyways, nightclubs, and the monsters who inhabit each for answers only an Elbow Biter can provide.