Harold Creeny's Unfortunate Day

Life's an adventure just waiting to reward those who are determined to discover its pleasures! But Harold Creeny is having none of it. There are germs and dangers and accidents waiting to happen around every corner, you see. A man like him couldn’t be expected to daily risk his life like the rest of the careless inhabitants of the world. Cleanliness and safety were of the utmost important. Well... until the fate decides to kick his ass without his permission, that is.