Once A Knight, A Tale of the Daze of Chivalry

"The large amphitheatre opened to a sky of puffy white clouds like a maiden's breath or a simple haiku. In the center, silvery samurai swords sliced silently while wizened warriors watched, waiting. The swordsmen were white, and yet yellow. The alliteration was beautiful, and yet taxing."

Two brothers. One would trade his life for honor. The other would trade his mother for a pair of kings.

Bruce Legume, the legendary White Samurai, has crossed the world hoping to find his blood family. Stephen Legume, legendary card sharp and womanizer, has crossed the world hoping to evade his creditors. In a world made up of equal parts Monty Python, the Marx Brothers, and Rocky and Bullwinkle, the Legume brothers must discover the Family Secret which could determine the fate of two kingdoms.

But even if they can survive assassins, pirates, Vikings, and lip gloss-obsessed Amazons, can they survive each other?