Dogs Ruin Everything

I have had many experiences as a dog who knows the finer things of life. Especially what not to roll in. This book is somewhat of a memoir, peppered with an illustrious amount of advice and common sense theories. I am well known for many sayings and if you have been a friend of mine on Facebook or follow me on Twitter, chances are I have insulted you along the way.
This book is my story because as we all know, dogs ruin everything!