The Crimson Crimes (a vampire revenge)

What Could Possibly Happen Next? Does a curfew have the power to shut down a kitchen party? Does a time dream-machine hold the answer? It’s the dead of night in the dead of winter and bodies have been found, stacked ceiling high, in a hillside cave. The press, police and public have whipped each other into a panic over someone called “The Vampire Undertaker”. Samuel and Magdalene Crimson (along with the Irish Coffey boys, Auntie Aileen and David Three Rats) have all the time in the world for danger, ice-sex and free-flowing beer and rum. Their daring attempts to right a wrong are well-seasoned with smutty bits - every good plot deserves a little pepper.