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Emily Dickinson

Megan's Diary: Volume 2

Megan's Diary: Volume 2

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Dear diary it's me... Megan. But you know that right... right?? Um, so anyway... This has been a very... "interesting" week for me.

First I had Brian... PROPOSE to me before shooting a big load up into my tender area. THANK GOD that he didn't knock me up...

but now the problem is that I'm running out of excuses to avoid seeing him, I don't know how long he'll keep believing that I have a really bad case of super contagious crotch flu... I mean I know that we're engaged but I'm kinda just hoping that if I don't see him
for long enough that maybe he'll get the hint and.. like go away and stuff. But this seems unlikely...

I REALLY don't want to marry Brian, he's a bag boy with like no future and he wants to be with me and touch me and... I only started dating him cus he has nice hair but now he's taking this too seriously for my tastes.

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