The Creator

When Edwado inexplicably finds himself on an alien planet he knows there’s something wrong but it isn’t long before he meets Wowla. She’s smart, around twenty three and seems to know all about him, tells him he’s on a planet called Earth, a planet known as the arsehole of the universe and they should leave. He suddenly finds himself sharing a bizarre new world with her, a reality existing in a state of flux where travel is a state of mind and nothing is impossible. He soon discovers he‘s dead, had been assassinated on his home planet One, but was this place of wonder Heaven? He had always believed in God, believes he’s in utopia but it’s nothing like he’d imagined. In death life got a whole lot more interesting, answered the questions of creation, a place that through knowledge united science with religion, here his ambitions were only limited by the capacity of his intellect and he’s eager to learn.
Hell is a place shrouded in darkness. The evil elite fear their master, ‘Polo Orshlock’ a human hybrid with a tendency to devour young virgins and the meek. The witches, who have been driven from Hell into the spirit world, form an alliance with Orshlock’s pimp ‘Helli’ to secure the help of an evil child with a unique gift and plot their return. As inequality and instability on Earth attracts the attention of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, the opposing gladiators ignite in a battle controlled by their chief programmers. The presents of The Creator is felt by all and all who worship him press their souls to do his creation justice.