Vampire Midwives: Sex, Violence & Warm Straight-Jackets

Mick and Jim are lured to deepest Yorkshire to film a bogus 'most haunted' video at a 13th-century castle built by architectural vandal, Gregory the Imbiber.

The local village is having mass hallucinations about Dracula, Frankenstein and werewolves.

A mysterious death, leads our heroes to places they don't want to be - like being trapped 350 feet underground with a jar of pickled whelks, or facing the wrath of Scotland Yard's nastiest - CI Cragg.

Plus terrifying paranormal activities, mad neuroscientists, and Hollywood glamour and glitz, featuring Matt Damon. Just another day in the Dales...