An Interplanetary Handcuff Experiment

Dear potential reader: I'm not gonna bullshit you. This is a story about some random outer space engineer guy in the medium-distant future getting a blowjob from his alien best friend while he's handcuffed to the overhead storage doohickey in the kitchen. The engineer guy is handcuffed, not the alien. They talk about it beforehand; it's cool. In addition to light consensual bondage and special alien tongue tricks, this story contains the phrase "translucent little bursts of slippery alien jizz." I feel that you have now been sufficiently horrified or enticed (or both!) to make an informed decision about whether or not you're gonna throw down a buck to read this mess. Have a great day.