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Roger Feldstein

You May Not Touch the Beaver

You May Not Touch the Beaver

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After the Beaver causes a ruckus at his Manhattan job, his employer Murque sends their corporate surveillance team to follow him over a weekend of debauchery. The next morning, Beaver wakes up to discovery that his apartment has magically been transported from a Park Slope (Brooklyn) co-op to a lot underneath the New Jersey Turnpike. Further angered by his discovery that his ex-girlfriend's breasts are featured in a pornographic magazine, Beaver realizes that he must confront his ex-girlfriend and then march up the damn New Jersey Turnpike, back into New York City. Along the way, Beaver rediscovers both his American Dream, and the spark that makes him a fighter. Upon returning to Park Slope, Beaver learns that the community's lawyers, housewives, financial advisors, and children had all decided to ban him. Beaver, however, is determined to fight.

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