Men

Joanie Salinger. Age eighteen. Occupation: straight-A student with a plaid skirt, and a broken heart. Tonight she will learn a valuable lesson about men. Tonight she will help an old boyfriend get over an old hurt even as she finds relief for her own heartache. Tonight she will enter a hallowed spot, a place trod only by men—a dimension not only of jocks and semen and sweat, but of mind. Look, up ahead! That small sign on the wall.

It reads, MEN.

Because, you see, fate can work that way in . . . the men's room.

(MEN is meant as an homage to The Twilight Zone).