If You Poke It, You Own It (An Erotic Short Story)

If You Poke It, You Own It, is about a woman who walks in on her husband and his friends while they are watching a game on TV, and trash talking about women and their sexual capabilities. This makes her angry and it’s a very long time before she allows him into her bed again. Because she has practiced certain things during the dry spell, he is shocked at how exciting his first time back is.