The Song of the Six Gun

‘Look, Suzette, I know that little Billy told you about his daddy robbin’ the bank in all confidence and that you only told the deputy so they might capture him before he carries out his surely ill-fated plan, but I’ve just got to go into the hills and kill the man.’

Murdoch, the stereotypical hero of all B-Grade stories, is an idiot.

Join our hero in this adventure as he takes on the role of the singing cowboy.
Will he be able to stop Blue Bill and his gang before they rob the bank and win the heart of purdy school-marm, Suzette Vanderlumpen? Will he be able to keep a horse for longer than a day? And will he stop that darned singing?

This satirical story is written in the tradition of B-Grade stories, complete with all the stereotypes, creativity and effects – flaws and all.
The characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities with any person, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.
The story is not meant to offend. If you feel offended, please don’t download it, or delete it from your system.