Stroke It Hard: With a Vengeance

Christmas gets serious when a New York cop visits his ex-wife in L.A. only to find himself wrapped up in a terrorist plot full of naked women and huge black dongs. Can he extend his long arm of the law in time to save everyone and get the girl(s)?

Read "Stroke It Hard" and find out!

"Never before have I laughed so hard at something I didn't write. This is an arousing and true-blue story of romance and the triumph of human spirit." - Fisthand McManlythrob, Author of "Lord of His Thing"

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