Santa Claus Is Running To Town

Santa Claus is on a mission this year. He’s spiritedly motivated to drastically change his lifestyle, eat healthier, and exercise on a regular basis. His plan may be effective if not amusingly obsessive, closely following many of the training tips from Jillian Michaels (from television’s reality series "The Biggest Loser"). Despite skepticism from his elves, Santa Claus is determined to look good and rock his brand new Santa suit for Christmas Eve.

"Wonderful, very quick read! Laughed so hard... my nose literally fell off!" --Frosty

"Can't put it down! It's inspired me, but I was never that heavy, was I?" --Santa Claus

"Much better than 'CATS'!" --Rudolph Reindeer