Life is a Bitch So What?

Life is a bitch indeed. Everything around you sucks. Everyone is stupid and it doesn’t seem like they’re going to quit getting on your nerves anytime soon either. When it rains it pours. You lost your keys; left your mp3 player in the apartment; you have a flat tire; your parents call you at the wrong time; your girlfriend hates your friends and you hate her for hating them. You’ve got one day to kick back and relax and your husband decides to invite some buddies over. You want a better job you hate your boss with a vengeance and he knows it but he has no intention of firing you and paying compensation. Your cat ate your bird and vomited it out along with a bloody fur ball… etc... etc.
What are you going to do? Right?
Funny you should ask…
I have a few ideas.

First of all, life is short and it will be over pretty soon; so don’t think that you’ll suffer forever. That alone should lift some weight off of your shoulders right off the bat. Yeah, I hate it too when someone tells me that my problems are some other man’s dream. But hell, that’s kind of true isn’t it? Be honest now.