Dangerous Lovers: Roses and Thorns

A lady of the night is wooed by a vampire hunter.

A stud male falls in love with his importer.

A werebitch stalks the hermit of her desires.

A fairy indulges her taste for mortal men.

A faceless vampire offers perilous comfort.

An immortal businessman hires a PA.

A princess uses devious means to procure a lover, and a handsome witch sells cleaners, door-to-door.

What do all these characters have in common? They all make dangerous lovers on Valentine's Day.