Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse: Day 2 (X-Rated Version)

It's a zombie apocalypse and there's nowhere to run! Nowhere to hide! Unless, of course, you're Eldon Colquitt, a college sophomore, who hasn't got lucky in over seven years. When the proverbial shit hit the proverbial fan, Eldon had no interest in running. And saw no reason to hide. That's because when the zombie apocalypse went down, Eldon was holed up in a sorority house. And suddenly Eldon got lucky. Very lucky!