What Women Want (A Domestic Discipline Tale)

As a critic for a large media database, I wasn't reaching beyond my capacity when I decided to take a special interest in films and books of an erotic nature. More and more, women were becoming obsessed with male dominance and developing an unabashed attitude towards BDSM; and on a much lighter note, Domestic Discipline. I simply didn't understand the hype. That is, until I experienced it myself!

I began typing my review; frantically trying to meet my boss’s deadline of a single hour. When I was finished, I felt pleased with my work. While I didn’t pour on the negativity, I was able to rate it poorly based on grammatical errors and other common issues with indie books. This way, I would steer women away from purchasing this ridiculous propaganda, whilst still appearing unbiased in my review.