NEVER LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE BUTT - Worthless Wisdom For Living A Useless Life!

Many wise and inspirational sayings are truly worthwhile.

Well, that’s a bunch of BULL!

Which is why you will find NONE of them here!

Instead we’ve collected the most Worthless Wisdom ever presented.

And hilariously illustrated each one.

Now admit it! Don’t these sayings make a LOT more sense?

*Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows - If You’re a GAY Republican!

*People Who Live in Glass Houses Shouldn’t Throw ORGIES!

*The Way To a Man’s Heart is Through His RIB CAGE!

*Two Can Live as Cheaply as One - If You’re SCHIZO!

*With Age Comes Wisdom – Plus PROSTATE Exams!

There’s no doubt about it.

It would be UNWISE of you to ever read this book.

Therefore if you’re looking for guidance from Buddha, Einstein, Shakespeare or even Ben Franklin - boy have you come to the WRONG place!

But if you’re seeking the secrets of a totally USELESS life, this is definitely the right volume to buy right now – BUTT of course!