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Bobby Inman
Hey Chief, You're not going to believe this S#%*
Hey Chief, You're not going to believe this S#%*
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The ebook is about the life that a Police Officer goes through. The funny stories, the misadventures and the tragic stories. Set in the Deep South, these 100 short stories will show you what Officers go through every day.
From the Book:
We were having a SWAT Training day in our part of Powell School. Real weapons were used but had been confirmed empty and tied with florescent wire ties. The entrance to our part of the school was clearly marked with a sign that said:
Do Not Enter.
SWAT Training in Progress
If help is needed, please call 256-627-6882
I am not sure which part of the sign is not understandable, but someone didn’t understand it. Nikki and I, along with several SWAT Team guys were in part of the school. We had two guys in providing rear security for the exercise. We were talking about part of the drill in a room, when we heard:
“Get on the floor! Show me your damn hands! Get on the fucking floor!”
I thought the rear guards were really into the role playing. Then, I realized, that everyone in the class was accounted for. There should not be anyone where the commands were coming from.
I walked to where the rear guards were. I saw a white female on the floor with two SWAT Team members with MP5s standing over her, covering her with the weapons. They were shouting commands to her and about to Flex-Cuff her. This is not one of ours, I thought. I told the two guys to “Stand Down.”
The female looked up from the floor. I helped her to her feet. I asked who she was. She told me that she was “Jane, Doe from the State of Alabama Inspectors Office of Schools,” or something like that. I asked her if she had not seen the sign. She replied that she had but signs like that do not apply to State Inspectors.
Of course, she was shaking and about to cry when she told me that. Bet she’ll think twice before entering a SWAT zone again. However, that was the last straw that got the Training Center kicked out of the renovated building.
From the Book:
We were having a SWAT Training day in our part of Powell School. Real weapons were used but had been confirmed empty and tied with florescent wire ties. The entrance to our part of the school was clearly marked with a sign that said:
Do Not Enter.
SWAT Training in Progress
If help is needed, please call 256-627-6882
I am not sure which part of the sign is not understandable, but someone didn’t understand it. Nikki and I, along with several SWAT Team guys were in part of the school. We had two guys in providing rear security for the exercise. We were talking about part of the drill in a room, when we heard:
“Get on the floor! Show me your damn hands! Get on the fucking floor!”
I thought the rear guards were really into the role playing. Then, I realized, that everyone in the class was accounted for. There should not be anyone where the commands were coming from.
I walked to where the rear guards were. I saw a white female on the floor with two SWAT Team members with MP5s standing over her, covering her with the weapons. They were shouting commands to her and about to Flex-Cuff her. This is not one of ours, I thought. I told the two guys to “Stand Down.”
The female looked up from the floor. I helped her to her feet. I asked who she was. She told me that she was “Jane, Doe from the State of Alabama Inspectors Office of Schools,” or something like that. I asked her if she had not seen the sign. She replied that she had but signs like that do not apply to State Inspectors.
Of course, she was shaking and about to cry when she told me that. Bet she’ll think twice before entering a SWAT zone again. However, that was the last straw that got the Training Center kicked out of the renovated building.
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