Crazy People Shouldn't Ride Bicycles

Have you ever wondered what the color blue tastes like? The answer to this, and many other pressing questions, have eluded even the greatest of minds. Hidden within the virtual pages of this electronic tome are, quite probably, the answers to many questions, though no warranties are offered. If you've ever been troubled by monkeys, or perhaps ducks, or know someone who has, or if you've a penchant for humorous short-shorts (as opposed to sexy short-shorts), then you've come to the right place--literarily.

Oh, and it tastes like blue.