The Great Swoopy Day Robbery

How many suitcases does it take to make confusion? It appears that at least three identical ones should do it. Sanford Twilly had one and he thought it was the only one. Mike Raphone had one, and he lost it. Calib had one and it contained his children's change of clothing. There was a great celebration going on in a small burg called Swoopy, Illinois This yearly event commemorated the death of Captain Ezekiel Swoopy, WWI flying ace, who was reputed to be the father of almost everyone in Swoopy, not to mention quite a few people in Britain and France.
All those claiming a particular suitcase converge on the burg and the fun begins. Everyone had an affliction of one type or another; Sanford was involved with flying objects, Mitch was insanely addicted to chocolate, Bro smelled books and Yo was a lawyer. You see, one of those suitcases had a great deal of very hot money in it and everyone wants to be the person who ends up with the ability to launder that money and use it for his or her own purposes. And the original "owner" of the money? Of course, he's a member of the mob and has all the prerequisite bad guys at his disposal. Relax, have a chocolate and get involved with these strange folk; have a few laughs...or more, if you like.