Dead in a Ditch: Growing Up In Texas & Other Near-Death Experiences

I come from a large family. My Mother's biggest fear was that one or all of us would die on her watch when we were babies and then children. As we grew up, her fear shifted a little - not just that we would die, but that we would be found Dead In A Ditch. It was the ditch part that always made it seem so much worse, something drug or alcohol related, to be sure. Mother's children crumpled up and tossed out the window like an old beer can. "Where have you been?" she would say, "I was worried sick. I thought you were dead in a ditch." This was Mother's mantra.

“Dead in a Ditch: Growing Up In Texas & Other Near-Death Experiences” is a memoir, of sorts; essays to chew on and ponder.

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