Twas The Bite Before Christmas

It was Christmas Eve night just like all the other Christmas Eve’s night before it, but this Christmas Eve night things were about to become ugly for Santa Claus.

As Santa was climbing down the chimney he climbed down one he should have passed by.
This chimney happened to be Castle Drac Von Stoller’s and the Count was in no mood for any visitors, but Santa had no idea he was climbing down the chimney of a blood sucking vampire.

Just as Santa was dusting off the ash from the chimney from his suit Count Drac Von Stoller’s eyes were blazing red staring right at Santa.

Santa said, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!”

Count Drac Von Stoller replied, “What are you doing in my castle uninvited?”

Santa chuckled and said “It’s Christmas Eve, and I brought gifts to place under the tree for you and your family to open on Christmas Day.”

The Count said, “Look into my eyes?”

Santa stared right into the Count’s blazing red eyes as the Count bit into Santa’s neck turning him into a vampire.

After the Count was through quenching his thirst for blood from Santa’s neck, Santa’s eyes opened slowly and turned red just like the Count’s.

Santa asked the Count, “What is it you want me to do master?”