Rhyme or Treason

A collection of darkly humorous stories and columns. In "Twilight of the Clowns" a traditional way of life ends as clowning ceases to be a viable way of life; In "Everybody Loves a Little Elf" elves save a man's business but create a literal stink about property rights and slave labor; In "More than One Day in the Life of Igor Igoravitch" a KGB agent is caught up in a web of intrigue that is his own creation; Australians move to take over the world with their national food, the hot dog; The web of lies in Charlotte's Web is exposed; and the price of the simulacra in the window is finally laid bare.

These stories and columns originally appeared in the magazine Vision? Nary!, of which MAXIMUMROCK'N'ROLL said: "A sarcastic, funny magazine that takes it to you with humor about the general f***ed-up-ness of America- down home heartland America."

"A cross between Garrison Keillor and Salvador Dali."
- The Northwest Examiner