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Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr.

Joseph Is A Cheat. I Hate Joseph. I Love My Joseph.

Joseph Is A Cheat. I Hate Joseph. I Love My Joseph.

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I Still Write All Day Long Hoe s.
The Time Is Now 8:42 AM.
May 2 - 2014.
This Is My Social Security Payday.
the third but this is the weekend push pull.
I DO NOTHING DIFFERENT WHATSOEVER.
I JUST WATCH MY BILLS GET PAID IS ALL.

I HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WORKING ON MY ARTWORK. YES THIS COVER MOSTLY.
NO. I HAD MANY OTHER CHOICES.
THE CREATESPACE BOOK COVER
MAKER FUCKED ME OVER ONCE AGAIN.
8 TRIES...and I JUST
SHUT MY COMPUTER DOWN MID SENTENCE.
CREATESPACE WAS FROZEN ON ME.
I WAS REDUCING MY BROWSER
UP and DOWN
TO GET ANYTHING TO EVEN WORK.

YES. THEY KNOW. I GOT COVERT WORD.
and BOOM. NOT THE COVER THAT I HAD JUST UPLOADED (?) BUT THE ONE BEFORE.
THIS COVER WAS SITTING PERFECT COMPARED TO WHAT I HAD BEEN DEALING WITH.

Which Was This...

I TRIED ALL NEW NUMBERS FIRST.
"HEY ALL NEW DIMENSIONES!"
FUCK NO. FUCK.
YES WITH THEIR ENTIRE SITE
ON SNAIL PACE LOCK AS WELL.
SO ANYWAYS I WENT BACK TO MY OLD SCHOOL BOOK COVER SIZES....
1172 px X 1372 px
I ADD THE TOGETHER
TO CREATE MY ONE PIECE.
FRONT and BACK COVERS OF COURSE.
"THE BINDER WAS NOT SHOWING.
>>> IN ORDER FOR ME
TO SET MY COVER UP PROPERLY.
I SHALL FLIP O U T ."

NOT ONE OF THEM WORKED.
LOL.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME
BACK LAST AUGUST I BELIEVE.

21 FUCKING PUBLISHED BOOKS. KISS MY ASS.
I AM WRITING MY 31ST BOOK RIGHT NOW.
"I NEED COVERS FOR THESE FUCKING BOOKS!"
all this is my work all of the time.

SO HEY. I JUST COOKED
MY 100 MINI RAVIOLIS
FOR MY FUN TIMES MOST BORING DAY.
LIFE IS GOOD. WELL NO.
IF THIS FRIDAY?
RE: YES MY CHECK IS ONE DAY EARLY.

BUT WELL...I AM TOO TIRED
TO WRITE ALL ABOUT IT...RIGHT NOW.

BUMBLE BEE
JALAPENO ALBACORE WHITE TUNA FISH.
I JUST ATE MYSELF ONE CAN.
"THIS IS FUCKING GOOD."
THIS IS THE
FLAVOR THAT I HAD NOT TRIED YET.

FUCKING GOOD.

Update.
MY ANSWER TO YOU IS THIS...

MAY 4 - 2014 ONE SHITTY SHODDY SUNDAY.

NO. I DO NOT DRINK ASSHOLE.
I WOULD LOVE TO.
SEND YOUR IDIOT MOMMAS OVER.
I CAN DRINK. I JUST HAVE NOT THE TIME RIGHT NOW.
I AM TOO BUSY WITH THIS WORD RIGHT HERE "WORK."
BUT NO YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND.

ALL OF MY SITES JUST WENT BAD ON ME.
YAHOO! EMAIL JUST CHARGED ME TWICE
FOR MY "ONLY ONE" ONE YEAR SUBSCRIPTION.
AMAZON KINDLE PUBLISHING
FUCKED MY BOOK COVERS UP.
RE: THEY ARE NOT SHOWING AT ALL.

YOU IDIOTS STILL AFTER
"KING PIN BARNEY NOBILITIES."
MY TWENTY-ONE PUBLISHED BOOKS
DO NOT KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD A FUCKING BOOK FILE.
YES EITHER .RTF. OR IN MY .TXT.

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