Hauling Ash

As a mortician Octavious Waldorf is used to dealing with the dead, but not the undead. When the spirit of his recently deceased uncle appears in his kitchen, Otto is fairly sure the ghost isn’t just there for the coffee. His miserly uncle reveals the location of a hidden fortune, and asks to have his ashes spread across the Caribbean Sea. Unfortunately, through a simple mistake of costly proportions, Otto ends up with almost a million of the mafia’s money. With the money, the ashes, and a nervous schnauzer in tow, Otto flees the country aboard a cruise ship headed to the Bahamas to fulfill his uncle’s last request. The FBI is hot on his trail, as is the money’s real owner Tony “Waldorf” Maloney (no relation). Things really heat up when you throw in a moody hit man, a blonde bombshell and an all you can eat buffet.

It’s a comedy noir of hilarious errors as Otto learns that sometimes money does buy happiness.