INFIDELS

On the eve of the worldwide economic collapse, Argent Trianta, a retired, minor academic whose one notable achievement is never having had a notable achievement, joins forces with his lifelong friend, Claude, a self-confessed atheist and sodomite, to liberate a mixed-race, lesbian hooker from the clutches of her pimp. Along the way, they encounter a renegade Catholic priest, Jake, who subscribes to neither original sin, the resurrection nor the Trinity. Together they endeavor to find the historical Jesus with, predictably, very little success. Argent's fervent hope of accomplishing at least one worthwhile thing before he dies ends in the frustration of a bizarre dining mishap.