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Newly Single
Newly Single
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NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS 2014
First time making resolutions – seems pointless, but am getting fat and no one loves self / don’t want to end up modern day, homosexual Bridget Jones.
• Diet. Will return and continue to fit into fantastic 28” waist skinny jeans until AT LEAST age 30.
• Change job or go back to college. Will finally be in appreciated authoritative roll with options to develop and grow.
• Pay off BOTH credit cards. Will NOT be tempted by pay deposit now, pay rest later super cheap holidays.
• Stay single so as not to be distracted or misled from other ambitions for perfect, self-development centered year.
• Finish (Start) writing first children’s novel and all other lifelong ambitions.
• Enjoy life.
Anyway. New Years Eve. Friends will be here any minute. Still naked.
Jeremy.
Jeremy Banks would like to note that it is extremely important to pour a large glass of wine before reading. Jeremy Banks would also like to warn readers that this book may contain occasional alcoholism and copious amounts of roast dinner.
First time making resolutions – seems pointless, but am getting fat and no one loves self / don’t want to end up modern day, homosexual Bridget Jones.
• Diet. Will return and continue to fit into fantastic 28” waist skinny jeans until AT LEAST age 30.
• Change job or go back to college. Will finally be in appreciated authoritative roll with options to develop and grow.
• Pay off BOTH credit cards. Will NOT be tempted by pay deposit now, pay rest later super cheap holidays.
• Stay single so as not to be distracted or misled from other ambitions for perfect, self-development centered year.
• Finish (Start) writing first children’s novel and all other lifelong ambitions.
• Enjoy life.
Anyway. New Years Eve. Friends will be here any minute. Still naked.
Jeremy.
Jeremy Banks would like to note that it is extremely important to pour a large glass of wine before reading. Jeremy Banks would also like to warn readers that this book may contain occasional alcoholism and copious amounts of roast dinner.
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