Super Terrific Comics

Since the dawn of time, mankind and womankind have been searching for the perfect comic book. They have searched high and low, near and far. From the Philippines to Albania, from Detroit to Akron, they have searched. And now, with the permission of the King of Timbuktu, and the general manager of Phil's $3 Car Wash, Lighthouse Publishing presents "Super Terrific Comics, volume 1". And so the search for the perfect comic comes to an end. And so, blah, blah, blah, blah...just read this dumb book and you decide.