Stage Fright: Stand Up Or Shut Up!

If you think you've read something like this before, think again...seriously. Simply put, this is a stand-up routine put down on paper. That's right, fuckers. You may want to hang on to your hats for this one. Actually, you may want to hang on to you genitals as well, because I'm about to take you on a ride of lewd, crude, highly-offensive, and flat-out raunchy shenanigans you won't soon forget. Just try not to piss your pants while you're reading. If you're a lazy fuck or don't believe me, then strap on a diaper and let the games begin. Oh, and if you're easily offended, my advice to you would be to step away slowly, and no one will get hurt.