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Les Jones
Brandade, Bitter Beer and Bumptiousness
Brandade, Bitter Beer and Bumptiousness
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Take three working lads, a dash of testosterone, light ale, a continental holiday and female company and you've got one hell of a cocktail. Bob and his mate Stewart exist in a world of machines, oil,suds,and pimples,but at weekends the gaudy bling of Sidney Street Club transforms them into leering lotharios.But they've exhausted the talent, so,Bob and his mates embark on their first continental holiday,camping in the South of France.
On the same coach as Bob et al is Natalie and her mates,the young men's coitals sizzle like chip fat. On arrival at Marseillon Plage Bob is caught up in a 'bottom pinching' incident, of which he is entirely innocent. The mischievous mastermind behind this is Faye, a hell cat,all legs and breasts who will have profound consequences for Bob and his mates.
Bob is goaded into participating in a Camp Tennis Comp.His partner is a surprise, it is the above mentioned Faye of the bulging muscles. Bob is mortified, his mates take the mickey,but Bob and Faye practise,and the strangest of things happens,a mutual attraction. They defeat everyone,with Faye the star attraction,but the final is one match too far.
Natalie et al strike up a friendship with a cummerbund attired dandy, Reg. Reg and his friends arrange to take Natalie to Sete to the 'poshest club around'. Now Reg and his acolytes have befriended Giscard, a local 'celebrity',really a euphemism for 'tough'.Natalie and her mates, somewhat under Reg's spell, agree to accompany Reg, 'Razor' et al to a 'posh' club in Sete.
Bob is in torment. He is attracted to Natalie, but also to Faye. He suspects Reg or Giscard of ulterior sexual motives, and persuades Faye to drive him, Stewart and Kelvin to Sete. In the dimness of the club corridor, stimulated by Faye's cleavage,his full feelings for Faye erupt. Under that rough brash exterior Bob has detected another Faye,a tender caring creature, whose wide eyes melt Bob like a tub of butter near a hot radiator. Bob was right about the sexual motive,but it's not Natalie they're after,and Reg et al get the shock of their lives.
The rescue comes from an unexpected quarter, Faye. She puts the wind up Giscard and his toughs, frees Natalie,Reg and the rest in the most dramatic denoument you could imagine.
On the same coach as Bob et al is Natalie and her mates,the young men's coitals sizzle like chip fat. On arrival at Marseillon Plage Bob is caught up in a 'bottom pinching' incident, of which he is entirely innocent. The mischievous mastermind behind this is Faye, a hell cat,all legs and breasts who will have profound consequences for Bob and his mates.
Bob is goaded into participating in a Camp Tennis Comp.His partner is a surprise, it is the above mentioned Faye of the bulging muscles. Bob is mortified, his mates take the mickey,but Bob and Faye practise,and the strangest of things happens,a mutual attraction. They defeat everyone,with Faye the star attraction,but the final is one match too far.
Natalie et al strike up a friendship with a cummerbund attired dandy, Reg. Reg and his friends arrange to take Natalie to Sete to the 'poshest club around'. Now Reg and his acolytes have befriended Giscard, a local 'celebrity',really a euphemism for 'tough'.Natalie and her mates, somewhat under Reg's spell, agree to accompany Reg, 'Razor' et al to a 'posh' club in Sete.
Bob is in torment. He is attracted to Natalie, but also to Faye. He suspects Reg or Giscard of ulterior sexual motives, and persuades Faye to drive him, Stewart and Kelvin to Sete. In the dimness of the club corridor, stimulated by Faye's cleavage,his full feelings for Faye erupt. Under that rough brash exterior Bob has detected another Faye,a tender caring creature, whose wide eyes melt Bob like a tub of butter near a hot radiator. Bob was right about the sexual motive,but it's not Natalie they're after,and Reg et al get the shock of their lives.
The rescue comes from an unexpected quarter, Faye. She puts the wind up Giscard and his toughs, frees Natalie,Reg and the rest in the most dramatic denoument you could imagine.
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