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Please Save Your Asides for Your Shrink
Please Save Your Asides for Your Shrink
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Gregorius was destined from early on, it would seem, to be deemed "different" from The Others. Now he's written a book!
In first grade, his teacher asked everyone to write down two things they wanted to be when they grew up. There were doctors and lawyers... dancers and pro ball players.
Gregorius? He answered "police dog", but that was merely his second choice. In case the job of "Wonder Woman" wasn't yet available. He was a social outcast among boys buy yet somehow a surprise "hit" with the little ladies. And why not? He was one of them. A lesbian born with a penis.
By sixth grade he had a grown to his now full height of 6'1. During dodgeball games, everyone became like "Winston" ("the weaker ones") from the dodgeball video. Now the boys despised him, rather than just avoiding him. He would be forced to spend a lot of hours alone when not destroying other children in sporting activities. He began to read for hours and hours. He would also talk to himself as a means of maintaining some social sanity. His brother, Chris, would always tell him: "shut up, already! I'm trying to get some sleep." But when Gregorius wants to talk, he can be very stubborn. He has much to say, about a great many things.
Now, for the very first time, you can read the many disturbing yet hilarious thoughts of Gregorius: The Nefarious Aquarius". In "Please Save Your Asides For Your Shrink", not only do you get proven psychology, real marital advice, information on male sexuality, and a free psychological evaluation at the end...
You also get riotously funny takes on:
- football possibly ruining society...
- book snobs and annoying questions...
- the connection between alcoholism, numbers, and Star Wars!
- 15 funny portraits of unique to New York species... and much much more!!
Wait, there's a "Special Offer"!!!
Act now and Gregorius will insult you, or a loved one, free of charge. Somebody must have it coming, right?
"Please Save Your Asides For Your Shrink" will have you rolling on the floor of the train with laughter and pee. Rolling and laughing... peeing some more and rolling... you may even roll right out of the darn caboose to your hilarious death. If you gotta go... why not leave with a smile?
In first grade, his teacher asked everyone to write down two things they wanted to be when they grew up. There were doctors and lawyers... dancers and pro ball players.
Gregorius? He answered "police dog", but that was merely his second choice. In case the job of "Wonder Woman" wasn't yet available. He was a social outcast among boys buy yet somehow a surprise "hit" with the little ladies. And why not? He was one of them. A lesbian born with a penis.
By sixth grade he had a grown to his now full height of 6'1. During dodgeball games, everyone became like "Winston" ("the weaker ones") from the dodgeball video. Now the boys despised him, rather than just avoiding him. He would be forced to spend a lot of hours alone when not destroying other children in sporting activities. He began to read for hours and hours. He would also talk to himself as a means of maintaining some social sanity. His brother, Chris, would always tell him: "shut up, already! I'm trying to get some sleep." But when Gregorius wants to talk, he can be very stubborn. He has much to say, about a great many things.
Now, for the very first time, you can read the many disturbing yet hilarious thoughts of Gregorius: The Nefarious Aquarius". In "Please Save Your Asides For Your Shrink", not only do you get proven psychology, real marital advice, information on male sexuality, and a free psychological evaluation at the end...
You also get riotously funny takes on:
- football possibly ruining society...
- book snobs and annoying questions...
- the connection between alcoholism, numbers, and Star Wars!
- 15 funny portraits of unique to New York species... and much much more!!
Wait, there's a "Special Offer"!!!
Act now and Gregorius will insult you, or a loved one, free of charge. Somebody must have it coming, right?
"Please Save Your Asides For Your Shrink" will have you rolling on the floor of the train with laughter and pee. Rolling and laughing... peeing some more and rolling... you may even roll right out of the darn caboose to your hilarious death. If you gotta go... why not leave with a smile?
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