How to Create a Black Hole in Your Washing Machine Fly an Airplane, Beat Blackjack, Play the PIano, See Everything that Ever Happened and Other Useful Things

How often have you been at 35,000 feet and heard the flight attendant announce, "Do we have anyone here who can fly a 757" and it's not you?
When is the last time you sliced open a papaya in front of expectant dinner guests and the whole thing was full of maggots?
How many times have you built a perpetual motion machine, only to see it stop?
NEVER AGAIN....
If you read this book.
HOW TO CREATE A BLACK HOLE IN YOUR WASHING MACHINE
Fly an Airplane, Beat Blackjack, Play the Piano
See Everything that Ever Happened
and Other Useful Things
These vital questions along with over a dozen others are answered with entertaining wit and clarity, equipping you for life's emergencies and opportunities.
INCLUDES A SERIES OF VERY BAD ILLUSTRATIONS BY THE AUTHOR!