The Bathroom Bible

An irreverent retelling of the Good Book. I start out describing the Bible in five words or less, then 25, then 100, then 500, then 1,000, and then finally in one million words. If you have never read the Bible in its entirety, this book will make it easy and fun. It has a running commentary in which I ask such poignant questions as: during the Flood, did the Garden of Eden get flooded? Did all the great white sharks get kilt? If you are looking to increase your Faith, this book won't do it. Surf"s Up!